Race
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. “What the guys are doing” asked the sardar. ” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one runner. “Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!” Exclaimed the Sardar
Mirror
Sardar went to a toy shop and asked! Ye ganja bandar kitnay ka hai? Shopkeeper: O parhay likhay Punjab k jahil, Ye Mirror hai.
Aqal
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, [...]
Machis
SARDAR :: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

