Don’t study too much
Don’t Study Too Much that you Forget Yourself: Or in the End you Would Be Like Isaac Newton Boiled his Watch in place of Egg, While he was Noticing Time from the Egg in place of Watch, Or Albert Einstein who Never Comb his Hair in his Lifetime. Or Above all Louis Pasteur Who forgot [...]
Kallu, Billu, Ullo
3 Dost thay Kallu, Billu, Ullo, Kalu:-B.S.C. Main parh raha hai. Billu:-M.A.main parh raha hai. Or hamara Ullo:-SMS Parh raha hai
MURGA & MURGI
Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI…
Zindagi main dard or ruswai hai
Bin tumhare zindgi me dard hy ruswai hy tanhai hy, Laut k aa jao SHERI REHMAN ye kaisi bewafai hy..! (WILLIAM ZARDARI)
Some people like sunday
Some people like sunday, Some people like monday, However i just like only one day, Its your birthday… Happy Birthday!
Wishing my friendly
Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
Flying papers,
Flying papers, multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
This msg has No Fat
This msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday
HAPPY RETURNS… MY DEAR
A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY MAMMA… START UR DAY WITH HER … SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS… MY DEAR
Dil se dua hai meri ay KHUDA
Har Mor Pe Khushyan Teri Jholi Men Ayen Itni Hon Khushyan K Tmse Sameti Na Jayen Dil Se Dua Hai Meri, Ay Khuda! Gham Tere Muqadr Men Kya Tasawur Men Bhi Na Ayen
Practical exam, and legs test
In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Sardar:I dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
How to get your brain exercised
2 friends, “see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See” saw sea and jumped in sea. “Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea. “See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea. “See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see [...]
Fact about women
Fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 20 meters, but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car . . .
Miss use of english
Misuse of English! A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard & said: “Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:
Difference between Friend & Wife
Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend” But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife “U r my Best Wife?”
Smile meanings
Smile to old means Respect Smile to child mean Innocence Smile to friend means Care Smile in front of mobile, a mental case! Still smiling? Pagal ey oy
Listen without losing ur temper
When you develop the ability to listen to anything without losing your temper or self-confidence, it means you have become EDUCATED.
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye farz tha aap ko batana, kay garmiyan aa gayi hain, Ab shuru ker do roz nahana! jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
Read each word Reversely
Read each word Reversely: A’ suomaF rotcoD dloT eM tahT ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH ehT tnelaT oT daeR $M$ revenehW stI nettirW ‘…ylesreveR
Taste this SMS
Taste this SMS Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well….. BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
I just feel u….
I just feel u…. Whenever I feel u…. I just miss u ….. Whenever i miss u …. I just wanna See u …. Do u know why……. It’s juts because ………… ******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
You are my sweet SONA
You are my sweet SONA, I don’t want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart’s KONA, Otherwise i’ll start RONA, Atleast good morning to KAR LONA…….
The Word ‘Hello’ means …
The Word ‘Hello’ means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my friend.