- Albert Einstein

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Decent Sms

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
- Albert Einstein

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Experience is that marvellous

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Decent Sms

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake
when you make it again.

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What’s Love?

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Love Sms

What’s Love?
Shakespeare says:
“Don’t ask da person who loves someone,
but ask da person who have lost someone.”
They only can feel d true love!

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Oscar Wilde

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Decent Sms

Always forgive your enemies;
nothing else annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde

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wIas lucky enough

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Decent Sms

When a blindWhen a blind beetle crawls over the surface of the globe,
he doesn’t realize that the track he has covered is curved.
wIas lucky enough to have spotted it.
Albert Einstein

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(Dale Carnegie)

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Decent Sms

If you believe in what you are doing,
then let nothing hold you up in your work.
Much of the best work of the world
has been done against seeming impossibilities.
(Dale Carnegie)

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So choose the best

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Decent Sms

If a drop of water falls in lake there Is no identity
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl
So choose the best place where you should shine.

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A simple calculation

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Friendship Sms

A simple calculation on how long we will be lovely friends.
Count the stars in heaven + sand on the shore and multiply by the heartbeat = FOREVER

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dunia k dar

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Funny Sms

dunia k dar se teri tasveer bathroom me laga rakhi he, bar bar dedar ho is lya moshan ki goli kha rakhi he.

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U want u get that is luck.

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Decent Sms

U want u get that is luck.
U want and u wait that is time.
U want but u compromise that is life.
But u want, u wait and u compromise that is love.

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App Mujhay

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Funny Sms

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE

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Raat ko hamaisha

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Funny Sms

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota

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Narum narum

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Funny Sms

college wali:
masale dar
office wali:
narum narum
muhale wali:
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

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Life you have only once so enjoy

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Decent Sms

Life you have only once so enjoy each and every moment of your life as per your choice with open heart bcs there is no chance of retake if u take any wrong decision you have to pay for that.

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Frndshp is like standin on wet cement..

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Friendship Sms

Frndshp is like standin on wet cement..The longer u stay,the harder it is 2 leave nd u can never go without leavin footprints behind.

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Fishes travel in water;

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Friendship Sms

Fishes travel in water;
Birds travel in air;
But my dear-you travel in my heart.
Please continue your journey dear

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Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Funny Sms

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.

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Kante:

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Funny Sms

Kante:
“Ek Din Hum Sab Ko Narakh Main To Jana Hi Hai , Yeh Kam Karo Aur Lambi Gadi Main Jao Nahi To Pedal”
Chante:
“Ek Din Hum Sab Ko Date Par To Jana Hi Hai , Ek Kam Karo , GF Ko Bus Main Bithao , Aur Khud Jao Pedal (Paise Bacaho

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Neend main ek khuawab hata hai

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Funny Sms

Neend main ek khuwab aata hy
khuwab main ek larki aati hy
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larki k peechhay uska baap aata hy
phir na neend aati hy, na khuwaab aata hy.

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You are very special person

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Funny Sms

Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se 1 ho
jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.? . .
K . . Kash Us din main jaldi sojata..lolz

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Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Funny Sms

Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

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Don’t study too much

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Funny Sms

Don’t Study Too Much that you Forget Yourself:
Or in the End you Would Be
Like
Isaac Newton Boiled his Watch in place of Egg,
While he was Noticing Time from the Egg in place of Watch,
Or
Albert Einstein who Never Comb his Hair in his Lifetime.
Or Above all
Louis Pasteur Who forgot the Very Day of [...]

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Kallu, Billu, Ullo

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Funny Sms

3 Dost thay
Kallu, Billu, Ullo,
Kalu:-B.S.C.
Main parh
raha hai.
Billu:-M.A.main parh raha hai.
Or hamara
Ullo:-SMS Parh raha hai

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MURGA & MURGI

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Funny Sms

Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI…

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Zindagi main dard or ruswai hai

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Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : sunny | In : Funny Sms

Bin tumhare zindgi me dard hy ruswai hy tanhai hy,
Laut k aa jao SHERI REHMAN ye kaisi bewafai hy..!
(WILLIAM ZARDARI)

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