Win Prizes
HI, KEEP MESSAGING ME AND WIN EXCITING PRIZES, 1ST-LOTS OF LOVE, 2ND-LIFE TIME FRIENDSHIP, 3RD-FREE STAY IN MY HEART, OFFER VALID TILL I M ALIVE….
No Comparison
Someone ask me to describe u in two words he expect me to answer The Best but i did not answer i just smiled and said No Comparison.
SomeOne
If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.
Tanha Reh Gaya
Sab kuch bhoola kar tenha reh gaya, Sab kuch loota kar tenha reh gaya phir Dukhnay lagay zakhm judaai k in ko sooola kar tenha reh gaya.
Enjoy Life
Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u’ll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful.
Smile
U r a bit careless of yr things, u just leave them here & there. now see what you left when u came to my mind! u left a smile on my face
Sholay
Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Beta: Padh Rha Hu. Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho? Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story
Principal
Son: I Don’t Want To Go School Ma! All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid & The Kids Hate Me. Mom:No! U Should Go, Bcoz U R The “Principal”
Engineering Book
WhenEver We Keep The Money Our Son Steals It. I Don’t Know What To Do About It Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books. He’ll Never Touch!
Shaadi
Shaadi Kerna Aur Kara na Ek Islami Fareza Hai Main (Shadiaan) kRtA HOn, Tum (Meri Shadiaan) Krwatay jAo. Aao MiL K iS IsLaMI FaREzay kO PoRa kRAin
Star Plus
Agar Ek Family K…. WaLDen baChoN sE, BachAy WaLdain Se, B.v Shohar Se, Bahoo SaAs Se, Nand Bhabi Se, Behnoi saALay sE, Susar Daamad Se, JhoOT BoLaIn.. To aIsi fAmILy kO Kya KahAin gE? . . . . . . . . Star Plus
Hazaroon Cheezein
Customer Ajj Khane Main Kiya Hai WaitEr: Aj KhanAy mE HzAroON CheEzAin hAin. CustomEr wIth sUrprised:wO Kya? Waiter:daAL K hzAroON DaaNaY
Safai
Malkin: Tum Safai Theek Se nhii Kertii Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO? Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai? NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi .
Employee
1 EmPLoYeE 2 oTheR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy? 2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy. 1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya? DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m 1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY? 1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY. 2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?
Ek Ladki
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi, Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha.. Kaise? Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!
My wishes
My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2008.
Each moment
Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR
Have A Great Year
Fresh Air…. Fresh Idea…. Fresh Talent…. Fresh Energy…. I wish U to have a ….. Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
very prosperious 2009
When the mid-nite bell rings tonight… Let it signify new and better things for you, let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for, Let it signify a year of courage and believes, Wishing you a very…very…very prosperious 2009.
Years come N go
Years come N go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
New is the year
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
Year 2009
May The Year 2009 Bring for You Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends….Wishing You a…HAPPY NEW YEAR