How to get your brain exercised
2 friends, “see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See” saw sea and jumped in sea. “Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea. “See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea. “See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see [...]
Fact about women
Fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 20 meters, but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car . . .
Miss use of english
Misuse of English! A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard & said: “Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:
Difference between Friend & Wife
Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend” But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife “U r my Best Wife?”
Smile meanings
Smile to old means Respect Smile to child mean Innocence Smile to friend means Care Smile in front of mobile, a mental case! Still smiling? Pagal ey oy
Sholay
Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Beta: Padh Rha Hu. Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho? Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story
Principal
Son: I Don’t Want To Go School Ma! All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid & The Kids Hate Me. Mom:No! U Should Go, Bcoz U R The “Principal”
Engineering Book
WhenEver We Keep The Money Our Son Steals It. I Don’t Know What To Do About It Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books. He’ll Never Touch!
Shaadi
Shaadi Kerna Aur Kara na Ek Islami Fareza Hai Main (Shadiaan) kRtA HOn, Tum (Meri Shadiaan) Krwatay jAo. Aao MiL K iS IsLaMI FaREzay kO PoRa kRAin
Star Plus
Agar Ek Family K…. WaLDen baChoN sE, BachAy WaLdain Se, B.v Shohar Se, Bahoo SaAs Se, Nand Bhabi Se, Behnoi saALay sE, Susar Daamad Se, JhoOT BoLaIn.. To aIsi fAmILy kO Kya KahAin gE? . . . . . . . . Star Plus
Hazaroon Cheezein
Customer Ajj Khane Main Kiya Hai WaitEr: Aj KhanAy mE HzAroON CheEzAin hAin. CustomEr wIth sUrprised:wO Kya? Waiter:daAL K hzAroON DaaNaY
Safai
Malkin: Tum Safai Theek Se nhii Kertii Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO? Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai? NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi .
Employee
1 EmPLoYeE 2 oTheR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy? 2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy. 1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya? DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m 1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY? 1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY. 2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?
Ek Ladki
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi, Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha.. Kaise? Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!