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	<title>Free Urdu Novels &#187; Funny Sms</title>
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		<title>1 Lemon Se 1 Glass Juice</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek Pehalwan Ne Ek Mehfil Mai Sirf 1 Lemon Se
Poora 1 Glass Bhar k Juice Nikal kar Sab Ko Hairan Kar dia
Aur Challang Kia K Aisa Koi or Kar K Dikhae.
Sab ne Haar Maan Li,
Phir Ek Kamzor Se Aadmi Ne Nichory Huye Lemon Se
1 Aur Glass Juice Nikal Kar Pehalwan Ko Bhi Hairat Mai Daal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Angraiz Ka Interview</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek Angrez Karachi Aaya Kuch Dino Mai Yahan ki Zuban Seekh Gaya.
Uska Interview Hua.
Q.Aap Ko KARACHI Kesa Laga?
A.Lush
Q.Yahan ki Life Kesi Lagi?
A.Bohat Phateek Hai Yahan.
Q.Log Kese Lagy?
A.Bohat Chirandi.
Q.Yahan Apne Kia Sekha?
A.Maine Ye Seekha Hai. Agar Karachi Mai Rehna Hai To Jiye Muttahida Kehna Hai.
Q.Yahan Khane Mai Kia Pasand Aaya?
A.Gutka aur Main Poori.
Q.Yahan Aap Kis Shaks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Newspapr Men Advertisment Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,
Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,
Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery
1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.
Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.
Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek
&#8220;BURQA&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aasman Khubsurt Lag Raha</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:52:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2 dost Safar Par Ja Rahy Thy Rasty Mai Raat Hogai,
Woh TENT Laga k So gaye.
RAAT ko 1 ki Aankh Khuli Usne Dost ko Jaga Kar Kaha,
Aasman ki Taraf Dekh k Batao,
Tumhain Kya Nazar Aa Raha Hai.
2nd: Bohat Sare Sitary.
1st: Issy Kya Pata Chalta Hai?
2nd: Aasman Khubsurt Lag Raha Hai or Roshni Bhi Hai.
1st: Kameene [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tell Me Ur Name in English</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:45:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.
Student (After 2 Mins): &#8220;Age Long Oven&#8221;
Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?
Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.  
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		<title>Habib Bank Plaza Top Roof</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ameeron K Bachay at Habib Bank Plaza Top Roof:
Wow Man What a Great View&#8230;
.
.
.
.
Ghareebon K Bachhay.:
Aao Dekhte Hain Kiska Thook Pehle Neeche Jata Hai.  
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		<title>Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:36:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Agar Aapko Is Baat Ka Afsos Hai
K
Aapka Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi.
To Ek Kaam Karen.
1 Hour K Liye Bathroom Mai Jaa Kar Beth Jaen.
Koi Na Koi Bahar Aapka Intezar Zaroor Kar Raha Hoga.  
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		<title>Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:36:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.
2 Cheezen Muqaddar Walon Ko He Milti Hain.
1. Samosey k Saath Ziyada Chatni.
Or Doosra,
Dahi Barray k Saath Paapri.  
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		<title>Us Bomb Ka Naam Batao</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Us Bomb Ka Naam Batao,
Jo Pakistan Ne India Per Phenka tha
Aur India Ne Usay Pencil Ki Tarah Bana Diya.
.
.
.
.
Student: Adnan Sami.  
]]></description>
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		<title>dunia k dar</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 18:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sunny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[dunia k dar se teri tasveer bathroom me laga rakhi he, bar bar dedar ho is lya moshan ki goli kha rakhi he.
]]></description>
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