Ek Pehalwan Ne Ek Mehfil Mai Sirf 1 Lemon Se
Poora 1 Glass Bhar k Juice Nikal kar Sab Ko Hairan Kar dia
Aur Challang Kia K Aisa Koi or Kar K Dikhae.

Sab ne Haar Maan Li,
Phir Ek Kamzor Se Aadmi Ne Nichory Huye Lemon Se
1 Aur Glass Juice Nikal Kar Pehalwan Ko Bhi Hairat Mai Daal Dia.

Pehlwan: Aap Bhi Pehalwan Ho Kya?

Aadmi: Mai MEMON Hon.

Ek Angrez Karachi Aaya Kuch Dino Mai Yahan ki Zuban Seekh Gaya.
Uska Interview Hua.

Q.Aap Ko KARACHI Kesa Laga?
A.Lush

Q.Yahan ki Life Kesi Lagi?
A.Bohat Phateek Hai Yahan.

Q.Log Kese Lagy?
A.Bohat Chirandi.

Q.Yahan Apne Kia Sekha?
A.Maine Ye Seekha Hai. Agar Karachi Mai Rehna Hai To Jiye Muttahida Kehna Hai.

Q.Yahan Khane Mai Kia Pasand Aaya?
A.Gutka aur Main Poori.

Q.Yahan Aap Kis Shaks Se Milne Ki Khuwahish Rakhty Hain?
A.Angraiz Kuch Dair Soch Kar Bola:

FARAZ Se.

Newspapr Men Advertisment Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

“BURQA” Nikla.

2 dost Safar Par Ja Rahy Thy Rasty Mai Raat Hogai,
Woh TENT Laga k So gaye.

RAAT ko 1 ki Aankh Khuli Usne Dost ko Jaga Kar Kaha,
Aasman ki Taraf Dekh k Batao,
Tumhain Kya Nazar Aa Raha Hai.

2nd: Bohat Sare Sitary.

1st: Issy Kya Pata Chalta Hai?

2nd: Aasman Khubsurt Lag Raha Hai or Roshni Bhi Hai.

1st: Kameene Koi TENT Utar kar Le Gaya Hai.

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Oven”

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.

Ameeron K Bachay at Habib Bank Plaza Top Roof:

Wow Man What a Great View…

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Ghareebon K Bachhay.:
Aao Dekhte Hain Kiska Thook Pehle Neeche Jata Hai.

Agar Aapko Is Baat Ka Afsos Hai

K

Aapka Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi.

To Ek Kaam Karen.

1 Hour K Liye Bathroom Mai Jaa Kar Beth Jaen.

Koi Na Koi Bahar Aapka Intezar Zaroor Kar Raha Hoga.

Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.

2 Cheezen Muqaddar Walon Ko He Milti Hain.

1. Samosey k Saath Ziyada Chatni.

Or Doosra,

Dahi Barray k Saath Paapri.

Teacher: Us Bomb Ka Naam Batao,
Jo Pakistan Ne India Per Phenka tha
Aur India Ne Usay Pencil Ki Tarah Bana Diya.

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Student: Adnan Sami.

dunia k dar se teri tasveer bathroom me laga rakhi he, bar bar dedar ho is lya moshan ki goli kha rakhi he.

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota

college wali:
masale dar
office wali:
narum narum
muhale wali:
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.

Kante:
“Ek Din Hum Sab Ko Narakh Main To Jana Hi Hai , Yeh Kam Karo Aur Lambi Gadi Main Jao Nahi To Pedal”
Chante:
“Ek Din Hum Sab Ko Date Par To Jana Hi Hai , Ek Kam Karo , GF Ko Bus Main Bithao , Aur Khud Jao Pedal (Paise Bacaho