1 Lemon Se 1 Glass Juice

Ek Pehalwan Ne Ek Mehfil Mai Sirf 1 Lemon Se
Poora 1 Glass Bhar k Juice Nikal kar Sab Ko Hairan Kar dia
Aur Challang Kia K Aisa Koi or Kar K Dikhae.

Sab ne Haar Maan Li,
Phir Ek Kamzor Se Aadmi Ne Nichory Huye Lemon Se
1 Aur Glass Juice Nikal Kar Pehalwan Ko Bhi Hairat Mai Daal Dia.

Pehlwan: Aap Bhi Pehalwan Ho Kya?

Aadmi: Mai MEMON Hon.

Angraiz Ka Interview

Ek Angrez Karachi Aaya Kuch Dino Mai Yahan ki Zuban Seekh Gaya.
Uska Interview Hua.

Q.Aap Ko KARACHI Kesa Laga?
A.Lush

Q.Yahan ki Life Kesi Lagi?
A.Bohat Phateek Hai Yahan.

Q.Log Kese Lagy?
A.Bohat Chirandi.

Q.Yahan Apne Kia Sekha?
A.Maine Ye Seekha Hai. Agar Karachi Mai Rehna Hai To Jiye Muttahida Kehna Hai.

Q.Yahan Khane Mai Kia Pasand Aaya?
A.Gutka aur Main Poori.

Q.Yahan Aap Kis Shaks Se Milne Ki Khuwahish Rakhty Hain?
A.Angraiz Kuch Dair Soch Kar Bola:

FARAZ Se.

Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta

Newspapr Men Advertisment Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

“BURQA” Nikla.

Aasman Khubsurt Lag Raha

2 dost Safar Par Ja Rahy Thy Rasty Mai Raat Hogai,
Woh TENT Laga k So gaye.

RAAT ko 1 ki Aankh Khuli Usne Dost ko Jaga Kar Kaha,
Aasman ki Taraf Dekh k Batao,
Tumhain Kya Nazar Aa Raha Hai.

2nd: Bohat Sare Sitary.

1st: Issy Kya Pata Chalta Hai?

2nd: Aasman Khubsurt Lag Raha Hai or Roshni Bhi Hai.

1st: Kameene Koi TENT Utar kar Le Gaya Hai.

Tell Me Ur Name in English

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Oven”

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.

Habib Bank Plaza Top Roof

Ameeron K Bachay at Habib Bank Plaza Top Roof:

Wow Man What a Great View…

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Ghareebon K Bachhay.:
Aao Dekhte Hain Kiska Thook Pehle Neeche Jata Hai.

Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi

Agar Aapko Is Baat Ka Afsos Hai

K

Aapka Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi.

To Ek Kaam Karen.

1 Hour K Liye Bathroom Mai Jaa Kar Beth Jaen.

Koi Na Koi Bahar Aapka Intezar Zaroor Kar Raha Hoga.

Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna

Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.

2 Cheezen Muqaddar Walon Ko He Milti Hain.

1. Samosey k Saath Ziyada Chatni.

Or Doosra,

Dahi Barray k Saath Paapri.

Us Bomb Ka Naam Batao

Teacher: Us Bomb Ka Naam Batao,
Jo Pakistan Ne India Per Phenka tha
Aur India Ne Usay Pencil Ki Tarah Bana Diya.

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Student: Adnan Sami.

dunia k dar

dunia k dar se teri tasveer bathroom me laga rakhi he, bar bar dedar ho is lya moshan ki goli kha rakhi he.

App Mujhay

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE

Raat ko hamaisha

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota

Narum narum

college wali:
masale dar
office wali:
narum narum
muhale wali:
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.

Kante:

Kante:
“Ek Din Hum Sab Ko Narakh Main To Jana Hi Hai , Yeh Kam Karo Aur Lambi Gadi Main Jao Nahi To Pedal”
Chante:
“Ek Din Hum Sab Ko Date Par To Jana Hi Hai , Ek Kam Karo , GF Ko Bus Main Bithao , Aur Khud Jao Pedal (Paise Bacaho

Neend main ek khuawab hata hai

Neend main ek khuwab aata hy
khuwab main ek larki aati hy
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larki k peechhay uska baap aata hy
phir na neend aati hy, na khuwaab aata hy.

You are very special person

Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se 1 ho
jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.? . .
K . . Kash Us din main jaldi sojata..lolz

Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

Don’t study too much

Don’t Study Too Much that you Forget Yourself:
Or in the End you Would Be
Like
Isaac Newton Boiled his Watch in place of Egg,
While he was Noticing Time from the Egg in place of Watch,
Or
Albert Einstein who Never Comb his Hair in his Lifetime.
Or Above all
Louis Pasteur Who forgot the Very Day of [...]

Kallu, Billu, Ullo

3 Dost thay
Kallu, Billu, Ullo,
Kalu:-B.S.C.
Main parh
raha hai.
Billu:-M.A.main parh raha hai.
Or hamara
Ullo:-SMS Parh raha hai

MURGA & MURGI

Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI…

Zindagi main dard or ruswai hai

Bin tumhare zindgi me dard hy ruswai hy tanhai hy,
Laut k aa jao SHERI REHMAN ye kaisi bewafai hy..!
(WILLIAM ZARDARI)

Practical exam, and legs test

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

How to get your brain exercised

2 friends,

“see” & “saw”:

1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.

That is how to exercise your brain..!

Fact about women

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . .