1 Lemon Se 1 Glass Juice

By | Feb 25, 2010

Ek Pehalwan Ne Ek Mehfil Mai Sirf 1 Lemon Se Poora 1 Glass Bhar k Juice Nikal kar Sab Ko Hairan Kar dia Aur Challang Kia K Aisa Koi or Kar K Dikhae. Sab ne Haar Maan Li, Phir Ek Kamzor Se Aadmi Ne Nichory Huye Lemon Se 1 Aur Glass Juice Nikal Kar Pehalwan [...]

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Angraiz Ka Interview

By | Feb 25, 2010

Ek Angrez Karachi Aaya Kuch Dino Mai Yahan ki Zuban Seekh Gaya. Uska Interview Hua. Q.Aap Ko KARACHI Kesa Laga? A.Lush Q.Yahan ki Life Kesi Lagi? A.Bohat Phateek Hai Yahan. Q.Log Kese Lagy? A.Bohat Chirandi. Q.Yahan Apne Kia Sekha? A.Maine Ye Seekha Hai. Agar Karachi Mai Rehna Hai To Jiye Muttahida Kehna Hai. Q.Yahan Khane [...]

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Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta

By | Feb 25, 2010

Newspapr Men Advertisment Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai, Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain, Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta. Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery 1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje. Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya. Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi [...]

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Aasman Khubsurt Lag Raha

By | Feb 25, 2010

2 dost Safar Par Ja Rahy Thy Rasty Mai Raat Hogai, Woh TENT Laga k So gaye. RAAT ko 1 ki Aankh Khuli Usne Dost ko Jaga Kar Kaha, Aasman ki Taraf Dekh k Batao, Tumhain Kya Nazar Aa Raha Hai. 2nd: Bohat Sare Sitary. 1st: Issy Kya Pata Chalta Hai? 2nd: Aasman Khubsurt Lag [...]

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Tell Me Ur Name in English

By | Feb 25, 2010

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English. Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Oven” Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai? Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.

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Habib Bank Plaza Top Roof

By | Feb 25, 2010

Ameeron K Bachay at Habib Bank Plaza Top Roof: Wow Man What a Great View… . . . . Ghareebon K Bachhay.: Aao Dekhte Hain Kiska Thook Pehle Neeche Jata Hai.

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Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi

By | Feb 25, 2010

Agar Aapko Is Baat Ka Afsos Hai K Aapka Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi. To Ek Kaam Karen. 1 Hour K Liye Bathroom Mai Jaa Kar Beth Jaen. Koi Na Koi Bahar Aapka Intezar Zaroor Kar Raha Hoga.

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Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna

By | Feb 25, 2010

Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna. 2 Cheezen Muqaddar Walon Ko He Milti Hain. 1. Samosey k Saath Ziyada Chatni. Or Doosra, Dahi Barray k Saath Paapri.

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Us Bomb Ka Naam Batao

By | Feb 25, 2010

Teacher: Us Bomb Ka Naam Batao, Jo Pakistan Ne India Per Phenka tha Aur India Ne Usay Pencil Ki Tarah Bana Diya. . . . . Student: Adnan Sami.

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dunia k dar

By | Feb 20, 2010

dunia k dar se teri tasveer bathroom me laga rakhi he, bar bar dedar ho is lya moshan ki goli kha rakhi he.

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App Mujhay

By | Feb 20, 2010

App Mujhay Aik jaga Se bohat Pyare Lagtay hain.? Malooum hai kahan Se ? DOOR SE

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Raat ko hamaisha

By | Feb 20, 2010

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye. . , , , , , . . mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota

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Narum narum

By | Feb 20, 2010

college wali: masale dar office wali: narum narum muhale wali: garma garam aap kya samjhaye? may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

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Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai

By | Feb 20, 2010

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai? Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.

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Kante:

By | Feb 20, 2010

Kante: “Ek Din Hum Sab Ko Narakh Main To Jana Hi Hai , Yeh Kam Karo Aur Lambi Gadi Main Jao Nahi To Pedal” Chante: “Ek Din Hum Sab Ko Date Par To Jana Hi Hai , Ek Kam Karo , GF Ko Bus Main Bithao , Aur Khud Jao Pedal (Paise Bacaho

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Neend main ek khuawab hata hai

By | Feb 20, 2010

Neend main ek khuwab aata hy khuwab main ek larki aati hy . . . . . . . . . . larki k peechhay uska baap aata hy phir na neend aati hy, na khuwaab aata hy.

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You are very special person

By | Feb 20, 2010

Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se 1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.? . . K . . Kash Us din main jaldi sojata..lolz

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Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

By | Feb 20, 2010

Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de. Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

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Don’t study too much

By | Feb 20, 2010

Don’t Study Too Much that you Forget Yourself: Or in the End you Would Be Like Isaac Newton Boiled his Watch in place of Egg, While he was Noticing Time from the Egg in place of Watch, Or Albert Einstein who Never Comb his Hair in his Lifetime. Or Above all Louis Pasteur Who forgot [...]

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Kallu, Billu, Ullo

By | Feb 20, 2010

3 Dost thay Kallu, Billu, Ullo, Kalu:-B.S.C. Main parh raha hai. Billu:-M.A.main parh raha hai. Or hamara Ullo:-SMS Parh raha hai

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MURGA & MURGI

By | Feb 20, 2010

Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI…

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Zindagi main dard or ruswai hai

By | Feb 20, 2010

Bin tumhare zindgi me dard hy ruswai hy tanhai hy, Laut k aa jao SHERI REHMAN ye kaisi bewafai hy..! (WILLIAM ZARDARI)

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Practical exam, and legs test

By | Feb 19, 2010

In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Sardar:I dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

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