1 Lemon Se 1 Glass Juice
Ek Pehalwan Ne Ek Mehfil Mai Sirf 1 Lemon Se Poora 1 Glass Bhar k Juice Nikal kar Sab Ko Hairan Kar dia Aur Challang Kia K Aisa Koi or Kar K Dikhae. Sab ne Haar Maan Li, Phir Ek Kamzor Se Aadmi Ne Nichory Huye Lemon Se 1 Aur Glass Juice Nikal Kar Pehalwan [...]
Angraiz Ka Interview
Ek Angrez Karachi Aaya Kuch Dino Mai Yahan ki Zuban Seekh Gaya. Uska Interview Hua. Q.Aap Ko KARACHI Kesa Laga? A.Lush Q.Yahan ki Life Kesi Lagi? A.Bohat Phateek Hai Yahan. Q.Log Kese Lagy? A.Bohat Chirandi. Q.Yahan Apne Kia Sekha? A.Maine Ye Seekha Hai. Agar Karachi Mai Rehna Hai To Jiye Muttahida Kehna Hai. Q.Yahan Khane [...]
Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta
Newspapr Men Advertisment Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai, Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain, Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta. Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery 1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje. Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya. Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi [...]
Aasman Khubsurt Lag Raha
2 dost Safar Par Ja Rahy Thy Rasty Mai Raat Hogai, Woh TENT Laga k So gaye. RAAT ko 1 ki Aankh Khuli Usne Dost ko Jaga Kar Kaha, Aasman ki Taraf Dekh k Batao, Tumhain Kya Nazar Aa Raha Hai. 2nd: Bohat Sare Sitary. 1st: Issy Kya Pata Chalta Hai? 2nd: Aasman Khubsurt Lag [...]
Tell Me Ur Name in English
Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English. Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Oven” Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai? Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.
Habib Bank Plaza Top Roof
Ameeron K Bachay at Habib Bank Plaza Top Roof: Wow Man What a Great View… . . . . Ghareebon K Bachhay.: Aao Dekhte Hain Kiska Thook Pehle Neeche Jata Hai.
Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi
Agar Aapko Is Baat Ka Afsos Hai K Aapka Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi. To Ek Kaam Karen. 1 Hour K Liye Bathroom Mai Jaa Kar Beth Jaen. Koi Na Koi Bahar Aapka Intezar Zaroor Kar Raha Hoga.
Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna
Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna. 2 Cheezen Muqaddar Walon Ko He Milti Hain. 1. Samosey k Saath Ziyada Chatni. Or Doosra, Dahi Barray k Saath Paapri.
Us Bomb Ka Naam Batao
Teacher: Us Bomb Ka Naam Batao, Jo Pakistan Ne India Per Phenka tha Aur India Ne Usay Pencil Ki Tarah Bana Diya. . . . . Student: Adnan Sami.
dunia k dar
dunia k dar se teri tasveer bathroom me laga rakhi he, bar bar dedar ho is lya moshan ki goli kha rakhi he.
Raat ko hamaisha
Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye. . , , , , , . . mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota
Narum narum
college wali: masale dar office wali: narum narum muhale wali: garma garam aap kya samjhaye? may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon
Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai? Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
Kante:
Kante: “Ek Din Hum Sab Ko Narakh Main To Jana Hi Hai , Yeh Kam Karo Aur Lambi Gadi Main Jao Nahi To Pedal” Chante: “Ek Din Hum Sab Ko Date Par To Jana Hi Hai , Ek Kam Karo , GF Ko Bus Main Bithao , Aur Khud Jao Pedal (Paise Bacaho
Neend main ek khuawab hata hai
Neend main ek khuwab aata hy khuwab main ek larki aati hy . . . . . . . . . . larki k peechhay uska baap aata hy phir na neend aati hy, na khuwaab aata hy.
You are very special person
Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se 1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.? . . K . . Kash Us din main jaldi sojata..lolz
Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de. Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
Don’t study too much
Don’t Study Too Much that you Forget Yourself: Or in the End you Would Be Like Isaac Newton Boiled his Watch in place of Egg, While he was Noticing Time from the Egg in place of Watch, Or Albert Einstein who Never Comb his Hair in his Lifetime. Or Above all Louis Pasteur Who forgot [...]
Kallu, Billu, Ullo
3 Dost thay Kallu, Billu, Ullo, Kalu:-B.S.C. Main parh raha hai. Billu:-M.A.main parh raha hai. Or hamara Ullo:-SMS Parh raha hai
MURGA & MURGI
Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI…
Zindagi main dard or ruswai hai
Bin tumhare zindgi me dard hy ruswai hy tanhai hy, Laut k aa jao SHERI REHMAN ye kaisi bewafai hy..! (WILLIAM ZARDARI)
Practical exam, and legs test
In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Sardar:I dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.