1 Lemon Se 1 Glass Juice

Ek Pehalwan Ne Ek Mehfil Mai Sirf 1 Lemon Se
Poora 1 Glass Bhar k Juice Nikal kar Sab Ko Hairan Kar dia
Aur Challang Kia K Aisa Koi or Kar K Dikhae.

Sab ne Haar Maan Li,
Phir Ek Kamzor Se Aadmi Ne Nichory Huye Lemon Se
1 Aur Glass Juice Nikal Kar Pehalwan Ko Bhi Hairat Mai Daal Dia.

Pehlwan: Aap Bhi Pehalwan Ho Kya?

Aadmi: Mai MEMON Hon.

Angraiz Ka Interview

Ek Angrez Karachi Aaya Kuch Dino Mai Yahan ki Zuban Seekh Gaya.
Uska Interview Hua.

Q.Aap Ko KARACHI Kesa Laga?
A.Lush

Q.Yahan ki Life Kesi Lagi?
A.Bohat Phateek Hai Yahan.

Q.Log Kese Lagy?
A.Bohat Chirandi.

Q.Yahan Apne Kia Sekha?
A.Maine Ye Seekha Hai. Agar Karachi Mai Rehna Hai To Jiye Muttahida Kehna Hai.

Q.Yahan Khane Mai Kia Pasand Aaya?
A.Gutka aur Main Poori.

Q.Yahan Aap Kis Shaks Se Milne Ki Khuwahish Rakhty Hain?
A.Angraiz Kuch Dair Soch Kar Bola:

FARAZ Se.

Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta

Newspapr Men Advertisment Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

“BURQA” Nikla.

Aasman Khubsurt Lag Raha

2 dost Safar Par Ja Rahy Thy Rasty Mai Raat Hogai,
Woh TENT Laga k So gaye.

RAAT ko 1 ki Aankh Khuli Usne Dost ko Jaga Kar Kaha,
Aasman ki Taraf Dekh k Batao,
Tumhain Kya Nazar Aa Raha Hai.

2nd: Bohat Sare Sitary.

1st: Issy Kya Pata Chalta Hai?

2nd: Aasman Khubsurt Lag Raha Hai or Roshni Bhi Hai.

1st: Kameene Koi TENT Utar kar Le Gaya Hai.

Tell Me Ur Name in English

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Oven”

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.

Habib Bank Plaza Top Roof

Ameeron K Bachay at Habib Bank Plaza Top Roof:

Wow Man What a Great View…

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Ghareebon K Bachhay.:
Aao Dekhte Hain Kiska Thook Pehle Neeche Jata Hai.

Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi

Agar Aapko Is Baat Ka Afsos Hai

K

Aapka Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi.

To Ek Kaam Karen.

1 Hour K Liye Bathroom Mai Jaa Kar Beth Jaen.

Koi Na Koi Bahar Aapka Intezar Zaroor Kar Raha Hoga.

Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna

Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.

2 Cheezen Muqaddar Walon Ko He Milti Hain.

1. Samosey k Saath Ziyada Chatni.

Or Doosra,

Dahi Barray k Saath Paapri.

Us Bomb Ka Naam Batao

Teacher: Us Bomb Ka Naam Batao,
Jo Pakistan Ne India Per Phenka tha
Aur India Ne Usay Pencil Ki Tarah Bana Diya.

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Student: Adnan Sami.

Wishes

May your life be filled with colours
An yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true

Bday blessing

may almighty shower u with blessings on ur BIRTHDAY.luv u aiways

Bday wishes

wishing u a day soft as silk…..
white as milk…..
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true….
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Happy bday

Ths msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Smile N Happy Birthday

What u left…..

U r a bit careless of yr things, u just leave them here & there. now see what
you left when u came to my mind! u left a smile on my face

Mery Dil Mer Musafr

Mery Dil Mer Musafr

Hua Phir Sy Hukm Sadr

K Watan Badr Ho’n Hm Tm

Dyin Gali Gali Sadhein

Kry Rhuk Nagr Nagr Ka

K Sorag Koie phy

Kise Yaar Naam_e_bhar ka

Hr Ak Ajnabi Sy Pochy

Jo Pata Tha Apny Ghr Ka

Sary khowy na Shnea ‘n

Hmhein Din Sy Raat Krna

Kbhi Es sy Baat Krna

Tmhein kia Khon k Kiya Hy

Shaby Ghum Bori Bhala Hy

Hmhein ye Bhi Tha Ghanemt

Jo KOie Shomr krta

Hmhein Kiya Bhora Tha Mrna

“AGR AK BAAR HOTA”

chupke chupke

Chupke chupke tum aayi
Mere sapno mein, na jana kahan se
Tumne mujhe jagaya
Dheere se kaano mein kutch keh ke
Tumne mujhe paas bulaya
Tumne mujhko khoob hasaya
Tumne mujhko khoob sataya
Tumne pyaar mujhe sikhaya
Le ke apna haath mere hathon mein
Mujhe sara woh pyaar ka manjar dikhaya
Pyaar pa ke mein fula na samaya
Tujhko apna bana ke mein
Khusiyan paas le aaya
Hasrat hai meri mein is sapne mein rahon
Tu aaye is tarah paas mere
Aur mein tere hi kareeb rahon

ARZOO…

ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI, MAgEr PasS NaHi AaNa ChAhTa, TaMaNnA NaHi tuMHain PANAy ki, MAgeR KhoNA BhI NAHi CHAhTa…

A Winner never quit,

A Winner never quit,
But a quiter never win,
So choose the best one

THAT IS LIFE!

Golden Words of Hitler:
“When u r in LIGHT,Everything will follow u.
BUT,
When u Enter Darkness,Even ur own Shadow Wil not follow U”
THAT IS LIFE!

The important thing

The important thing is not to stop questioning.
- Albert Einstein

Care for the one who shares with U.

Care for the one who shares with U.
Share with the one who knows U.
Know the one who misses U.
Miss the one who wishes best for U!!!

Choice is YouRs”

With a BAD attitude u can never have a Positive Day.
&
With a POSITIVE attitude u can never have a Bad Day.”
“Choice is YouRs”

Adolf Hitler

“Dont Compare
Yourself With
Anyone In This
world..If You Do.,
You Are Insulting Yourself”
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(Hazrat Ali)

IKHTIYAR, TAAQAT aur DOULAT
aisi cheezain hain jin k milnay say log
badaltay nahin BAYNAQAB hotay hain
(Hazrat Ali)

As we sail through life,

,As we sail through life,
dont avoid Storms & Rough waters,
just let it PASS… Sail on!
Because Calm Seas
will never make Skilled Sailors.