Ek Pehalwan Ne Ek Mehfil Mai Sirf 1 Lemon Se
Poora 1 Glass Bhar k Juice Nikal kar Sab Ko Hairan Kar dia
Aur Challang Kia K Aisa Koi or Kar K Dikhae.

Sab ne Haar Maan Li,
Phir Ek Kamzor Se Aadmi Ne Nichory Huye Lemon Se
1 Aur Glass Juice Nikal Kar Pehalwan Ko Bhi Hairat Mai Daal Dia.

Pehlwan: Aap Bhi Pehalwan Ho Kya?

Aadmi: Mai MEMON Hon.

Ek Angrez Karachi Aaya Kuch Dino Mai Yahan ki Zuban Seekh Gaya.
Uska Interview Hua.

Q.Aap Ko KARACHI Kesa Laga?
A.Lush

Q.Yahan ki Life Kesi Lagi?
A.Bohat Phateek Hai Yahan.

Q.Log Kese Lagy?
A.Bohat Chirandi.

Q.Yahan Apne Kia Sekha?
A.Maine Ye Seekha Hai. Agar Karachi Mai Rehna Hai To Jiye Muttahida Kehna Hai.

Q.Yahan Khane Mai Kia Pasand Aaya?
A.Gutka aur Main Poori.

Q.Yahan Aap Kis Shaks Se Milne Ki Khuwahish Rakhty Hain?
A.Angraiz Kuch Dair Soch Kar Bola:

FARAZ Se.

Newspapr Men Advertisment Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

“BURQA” Nikla.

2 dost Safar Par Ja Rahy Thy Rasty Mai Raat Hogai,
Woh TENT Laga k So gaye.

RAAT ko 1 ki Aankh Khuli Usne Dost ko Jaga Kar Kaha,
Aasman ki Taraf Dekh k Batao,
Tumhain Kya Nazar Aa Raha Hai.

2nd: Bohat Sare Sitary.

1st: Issy Kya Pata Chalta Hai?

2nd: Aasman Khubsurt Lag Raha Hai or Roshni Bhi Hai.

1st: Kameene Koi TENT Utar kar Le Gaya Hai.

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Oven”

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.

Ameeron K Bachay at Habib Bank Plaza Top Roof:

Wow Man What a Great View…

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Ghareebon K Bachhay.:
Aao Dekhte Hain Kiska Thook Pehle Neeche Jata Hai.

Agar Aapko Is Baat Ka Afsos Hai

K

Aapka Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi.

To Ek Kaam Karen.

1 Hour K Liye Bathroom Mai Jaa Kar Beth Jaen.

Koi Na Koi Bahar Aapka Intezar Zaroor Kar Raha Hoga.

Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.

2 Cheezen Muqaddar Walon Ko He Milti Hain.

1. Samosey k Saath Ziyada Chatni.

Or Doosra,

Dahi Barray k Saath Paapri.

Teacher: Us Bomb Ka Naam Batao,
Jo Pakistan Ne India Per Phenka tha
Aur India Ne Usay Pencil Ki Tarah Bana Diya.

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Student: Adnan Sami.

May your life be filled with colours
An yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true

may almighty shower u with blessings on ur BIRTHDAY.luv u aiways

wishing u a day soft as silk…..
white as milk…..
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true….
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Ths msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Smile N Happy Birthday

U r a bit careless of yr things, u just leave them here & there. now see what
you left when u came to my mind! u left a smile on my face

Mery Dil Mer Musafr

Hua Phir Sy Hukm Sadr

K Watan Badr Ho’n Hm Tm

Dyin Gali Gali Sadhein

Kry Rhuk Nagr Nagr Ka

K Sorag Koie phy

Kise Yaar Naam_e_bhar ka

Hr Ak Ajnabi Sy Pochy

Jo Pata Tha Apny Ghr Ka

Sary khowy na Shnea ‘n

Hmhein Din Sy Raat Krna

Kbhi Es sy Baat Krna

Tmhein kia Khon k Kiya Hy

Shaby Ghum Bori Bhala Hy

Hmhein ye Bhi Tha Ghanemt

Jo KOie Shomr krta

Hmhein Kiya Bhora Tha Mrna

“AGR AK BAAR HOTA”