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1 Lemon Se 1 Glass Juice
Ek Pehalwan Ne Ek Mehfil Mai Sirf 1 Lemon Se
Poora 1 Glass Bhar k Juice Nikal kar Sab Ko Hairan Kar dia
Aur Challang Kia K Aisa Koi or Kar K Dikhae.
Sab ne Haar Maan Li,
Phir Ek Kamzor Se Aadmi Ne Nichory Huye Lemon Se
1 Aur Glass Juice Nikal Kar Pehalwan Ko Bhi Hairat Mai Daal Dia.
Pehlwan: Aap Bhi Pehalwan Ho Kya?
Aadmi: Mai MEMON Hon.
Angraiz Ka Interview
Ek Angrez Karachi Aaya Kuch Dino Mai Yahan ki Zuban Seekh Gaya.
Uska Interview Hua.
Q.Aap Ko KARACHI Kesa Laga?
A.Lush
Q.Yahan ki Life Kesi Lagi?
A.Bohat Phateek Hai Yahan.
Q.Log Kese Lagy?
A.Bohat Chirandi.
Q.Yahan Apne Kia Sekha?
A.Maine Ye Seekha Hai. Agar Karachi Mai Rehna Hai To Jiye Muttahida Kehna Hai.
Q.Yahan Khane Mai Kia Pasand Aaya?
A.Gutka aur Main Poori.
Q.Yahan Aap Kis Shaks Se Milne Ki Khuwahish Rakhty Hain?
A.Angraiz Kuch Dair Soch Kar Bola:
FARAZ Se.
Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta
Newspapr Men Advertisment Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,
Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,
Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery
1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.
Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.
Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek
“BURQA” Nikla.
Aasman Khubsurt Lag Raha
2 dost Safar Par Ja Rahy Thy Rasty Mai Raat Hogai,
Woh TENT Laga k So gaye.
RAAT ko 1 ki Aankh Khuli Usne Dost ko Jaga Kar Kaha,
Aasman ki Taraf Dekh k Batao,
Tumhain Kya Nazar Aa Raha Hai.
2nd: Bohat Sare Sitary.
1st: Issy Kya Pata Chalta Hai?
2nd: Aasman Khubsurt Lag Raha Hai or Roshni Bhi Hai.
1st: Kameene Koi TENT Utar kar Le Gaya Hai.
Tell Me Ur Name in English
Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.
Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Oven”
Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?
Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.
Habib Bank Plaza Top Roof
Ameeron K Bachay at Habib Bank Plaza Top Roof:
Wow Man What a Great View…
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Ghareebon K Bachhay.:
Aao Dekhte Hain Kiska Thook Pehle Neeche Jata Hai.
Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi
Agar Aapko Is Baat Ka Afsos Hai
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Aapka Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi.
To Ek Kaam Karen.
1 Hour K Liye Bathroom Mai Jaa Kar Beth Jaen.
Koi Na Koi Bahar Aapka Intezar Zaroor Kar Raha Hoga.
Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna
Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.
2 Cheezen Muqaddar Walon Ko He Milti Hain.
1. Samosey k Saath Ziyada Chatni.
Or Doosra,
Dahi Barray k Saath Paapri.
Us Bomb Ka Naam Batao
Teacher: Us Bomb Ka Naam Batao,
Jo Pakistan Ne India Per Phenka tha
Aur India Ne Usay Pencil Ki Tarah Bana Diya.
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Student: Adnan Sami.
Bday wishes
wishing u a day soft as silk…..
white as milk…..
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true….
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Happy bday
Ths msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Smile N Happy Birthday
What u left…..
U r a bit careless of yr things, u just leave them here & there. now see what
you left when u came to my mind! u left a smile on my face
Mery Dil Mer Musafr
Mery Dil Mer Musafr
Hua Phir Sy Hukm Sadr
K Watan Badr Ho’n Hm Tm
Dyin Gali Gali Sadhein
Kry Rhuk Nagr Nagr Ka
K Sorag Koie phy
Kise Yaar Naam_e_bhar ka
Hr Ak Ajnabi Sy Pochy
Jo Pata Tha Apny Ghr Ka
Sary khowy na Shnea ‘n
Hmhein Din Sy Raat Krna
Kbhi Es sy Baat Krna
Tmhein kia Khon k Kiya Hy
Shaby Ghum Bori Bhala Hy
Hmhein ye Bhi Tha Ghanemt
Jo KOie Shomr krta
Hmhein Kiya Bhora Tha Mrna
“AGR AK BAAR HOTA”
chupke chupke
Chupke chupke tum aayi
Mere sapno mein, na jana kahan se
Tumne mujhe jagaya
Dheere se kaano mein kutch keh ke
Tumne mujhe paas bulaya
Tumne mujhko khoob hasaya
Tumne mujhko khoob sataya
Tumne pyaar mujhe sikhaya
Le ke apna haath mere hathon mein
Mujhe sara woh pyaar ka manjar dikhaya
Pyaar pa ke mein fula na samaya
Tujhko apna bana ke mein
Khusiyan paas le aaya
Hasrat hai meri mein is sapne mein rahon
Tu aaye is tarah paas mere
Aur mein tere hi kareeb rahon
ARZOO…
ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI, MAgEr PasS NaHi AaNa ChAhTa, TaMaNnA NaHi tuMHain PANAy ki, MAgeR KhoNA BhI NAHi CHAhTa…
A Winner never quit,
A Winner never quit,
But a quiter never win,
So choose the best one
THAT IS LIFE!
Golden Words of Hitler:
“When u r in LIGHT,Everything will follow u.
BUT,
When u Enter Darkness,Even ur own Shadow Wil not follow U”
THAT IS LIFE!
The important thing
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
- Albert Einstein
Care for the one who shares with U.
Care for the one who shares with U.
Share with the one who knows U.
Know the one who misses U.
Miss the one who wishes best for U!!!
Choice is YouRs”
With a BAD attitude u can never have a Positive Day.
&
With a POSITIVE attitude u can never have a Bad Day.”
“Choice is YouRs”
Adolf Hitler
“Dont Compare
Yourself With
Anyone In This
world..If You Do.,
You Are Insulting Yourself”
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(Hazrat Ali)
IKHTIYAR, TAAQAT aur DOULAT
aisi cheezain hain jin k milnay say log
badaltay nahin BAYNAQAB hotay hain
(Hazrat Ali)
As we sail through life,
,As we sail through life,
dont avoid Storms & Rough waters,
just let it PASS… Sail on!
Because Calm Seas
will never make Skilled Sailors.