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		<title>Give me your e-mail</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 18:22:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A jobless man applied for the position of &#8220;office boy&#8221; at Some Company.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
&#8220;You are employed.&#8221;
He said.&#8221; Give me your e-mail address and I&#8217;ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.&#8221;
The man replied &#8220;But I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unique job interviews</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:52:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unique job interviews
Job Interview Quotations
Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees.
A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.
Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.
Candidate fell and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Want a day off work?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:51:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Want a day off work?
So you want a day off. Let&#8217;s take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Evaluation comments</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Evaluation comments
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.
AVERAGE: Not too bright.
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date.
ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily.
ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated.
CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one step ahead of the law.
UNLIMITED [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Identifying wasted time</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Identifying wasted time
TO: ALL PERSONNEL
FROM: ACCOUNTING
It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of &#8220;Miscellaneous Unproductive Time&#8221; (Code 5309). However, we need to know exactly what you are doing during your unproductive time.
Attached below is a sheet specifying a tentative extended job code [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Play the Office Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:48:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Play the Office Game
Here&#8217;s a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Game which awards points as follows:
ONE POINT
Run one lap around the office at top speed. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
When they&#8217;re not looking, pour most [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mistakes on a resume</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:47:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mistakes on a resume
These are from actual resumes:
&#8220;Personal: I&#8217;m married with 9 children. I don&#8217;t require prescription drugs.
&#8220;I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don&#8217;t let them know of my immediate availability.&#8221;
&#8220;Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I&#8217;m a class act [...]]]></description>
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