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TERi lita k lu?
TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri
PHoto
kaise lon?
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Wife:
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete
Husband:
Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain
Shaadian unn kee
Shaadian un ki h0 gain jinko na tha aqal -o-shahoor…
Apna to ye saal bi guzra zikr-e-nikah krte krte..
(Dedicatd 2 all bach0larzz )
While driving
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
“Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They’re going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind?
Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”
The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
Tags: jokes
Engineering Book
WhenEver We Keep The Money
Our Son Steals It.
I Don’t Know What To Do About It
Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.
He’ll Never Touch!
Shaadi
Shaadi Kerna Aur Kara na Ek Islami Fareza Hai
Main (Shadiaan)
kRtA HOn,
Tum
(Meri Shadiaan)
Krwatay jAo.
Aao MiL K iS IsLaMI FaREzay kO
PoRa kRAin