TERi lita k lu?
TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka k lu? Ab tu hi bata k main teri PHoto kaise lon?
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat Kehte Hain
Shaadian unn kee
Shaadian un ki h0 gain jinko na tha aqal -o-shahoor… Apna to ye saal bi guzra zikr-e-nikah krte krte.. (Dedicatd 2 all bach0larzz )
While driving
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going [...]
Engineering Book
WhenEver We Keep The Money Our Son Steals It. I Don’t Know What To Do About It Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books. He’ll Never Touch!
Shaadi
Shaadi Kerna Aur Kara na Ek Islami Fareza Hai Main (Shadiaan) kRtA HOn, Tum (Meri Shadiaan) Krwatay jAo. Aao MiL K iS IsLaMI FaREzay kO PoRa kRAin