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		<title>The pet parrot</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 22:02:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The pet parrot
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; it wouldn&#8217;t be as much work as say a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak.
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		<title>Frog calls a psychic</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 22:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Frog calls a psychic
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.
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		<title>Doberman</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:57:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doberman
A highly timid little man, Casper Milquetoast, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, &#8216;Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?&#8217;
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		<title>Race records</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They&#8217;re boasting about race records
 Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. &#8220;In the last 15 races, I&#8217;ve won 8 of them!&#8221;
Another horse breaks in, &#8220;Well in the last 27 races, I&#8217;ve won 19!!&#8221;
&#8220;Oh that&#8217;s good, but in the last 36 races, I&#8217;ve won 28!&#8221;, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Purchasing a new bird</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:53:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Purchasing a new bird
 After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband&#8217;s attention, he&#8217;d just shrug her off with some bored [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Question and answer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stupid Question and answer 
 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.
Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
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		<title>Physics Laws</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 20:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Physics Laws
 Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force &#8211; such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.
Law [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Feline Diet</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 20:48:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Feline Diet
 Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting. Well now there is the new Miracle Cat Diet! This diet will also work on humans! Except for cats that eat like people &#8212; such as getting lots of table [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dogs and Light Bulbs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 20:35:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dogs and Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. Then I&#8217;ll replace any wiring that&#8217;s not up to code.
Rottweiler: Make me!
Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?
Dachshund: You know I can&#8217;t reach that stupid lamp!
Malamute: Let the Border Collie [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dog Property Rules</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 20:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dog Property Rules
 1. If I like it, it&#8217;s mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it&#8217;s mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it&#8217;s mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it&#8217;s mine.
5. If I&#8217;m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be [...]]]></description>
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